Watch the episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia called the “D.E.N.N.I.S. System.” 75% of guys are either like Dennis, Mack or Frank (all assholes) and, the other 20% are well meaning guys, but certifiably dumb like Ben, Dee’s boyfriend of the episode. Women end up like Dee (I’m proving my independence!!”) once they’re aware of the system-paranoid, or like Kayleigh, and disgusted for another two or so years. 

That leaves 5%. These are men who seek a genuine attraction and companionship, and that dirty word, love. Someone that makes a good teammate and a best friend. Those men are what girls hope to get end up with. - But then, under that banner of “Nice Guy,” we require similar interests, common life goals, religion and moral beliefs, children, pets and locations and the same sense of humor. 

These odds and the next 7 years or so of sifting through men makes me want to be a lesbian.